Curse

keyblader319 · May 20, 2007, 10:33 PM // 22:33

My friend and I both got GW on the same day so i called him and said lets meet in Ascalon. We spent the next hour trying to figure out where the other person was. I was like im by the smith and he says i am too and we're like, is it a different smith. It wasn't until well after that that i realized there was a such this as 'districts'. Another question I said was when I made a PvP character. I was in RA asking everyone how I got to Tyria.

keyblader319 · May 20, 2007, 10:33 PM // 22:33

My friend and I both got GW on the same day so i called him and said lets meet in Ascalon. We spent the next hour trying to figure out where the other person was. I was like im by the smith and he says i am too and we're like, is it a different smith. It wasn't until well after that that i realized there was a such this as 'districts'. Another question I said was when I made a PvP character. I was in RA asking everyone how I got to Tyria.

MMSDome · May 20, 2007, 10:44 PM // 22:44

asked my friend if I could borrow 50 gold to get armor in ascalon city. I thought it was alot of money so I didnt really know

I also asked how do I jump

TheRaven · May 20, 2007, 10:46 PM // 22:46

This is the best one I've heard in awhile. I was in Iron Mines (town) and my friend needed a run to Granite Citadel. We grabbed some heroes and got ready to head out when I saw a stranger in town asking for help getting to Copperhammer. We told him we were headed that way and he joined us.

We warp out and start fighting the first mob. During the fight he remarks...
"Cool! Hey Zhed, how'd you get your character to look like that?"
"Zhed?"
"Geez, I hate stuck up snobs that won't answer questions!"

We answered him and got a good laugh all the way to Granite. I'm just amazed that he'd made it that far in the game without ever seeing Zhed even if he didn't own Nightfall.

Captain Arne Is PRO · May 20, 2007, 11:04 PM // 23:04

how 2 type ?

Bloodied Blade · May 20, 2007, 11:12 PM // 23:12

"How do I Ascend?"

That seriously was my noobiest question ever asked in GW... I had nearly 2 years of MMO experience, and I figured out pretty much everything else rather quickly.

Free Runner · May 20, 2007, 11:32 PM // 23:32

"Why does everyone want green weapons? why not blue?"

Yep.....when i joined about 3 or 4 days after the SF update i kept seeing people saying WTS Green Weapons. I seriously thought that they had got a weapon and dyed it green and that was what a green weapon was. It was only a month later i came across Sorrows Furnace and dropped a Stinger bow. It all sank in.

Though i have actually been asked much more stupid questions. I once got asked "where i bought exploding arrows from" (effect from Kindle). The good old days eh.

Annom · May 21, 2007, 12:18 AM // 00:18

I think the dumbest thing I said was right before leaving Pre-Searing when you fought your first PvP match with other people.

"Are you guys real players?"

"No..."

J.Kougar · May 21, 2007, 01:06 AM // 01:06

"Why would anyone want to make a PvP only character? You don't have to earn your level or anything, sounds really lazy and pathetic to me."

"Why do PvP players make fun of PvE players, when most of them don't have the skill to go out with a group of henchmen and do PvE themselves, fighting things with higher levels than them like the skilled PvE people do?"

What's funny though, is that I've been playing for more than two years now... and those are still valid questions in my opinion. Sure, eventually I did start doing some PvP, but I'm still not willing to play a character with levels, armor, and skills I didn't earn for that character... I'm just not that lazy or something.

Oh well.

rick1027 · May 21, 2007, 04:33 AM // 04:33

as for the selling of dye to another person at a vastly underpriced isnt so bad in my thought its anewbie thing you think you got a real value. i did the same thing was the guy for 3 weeks kept pming me and asked where i was and kept coming to the district i was so he could tell everyone in general chat what. actually the worst noob thing i did was sell black dye to the merchant even after i knew the worth of it for 1 gold. after that i made a barrier between my dyes and things i sold so i knew when to stop selling.

Div · May 21, 2007, 04:54 AM // 04:54

Didn't ask many questions, but I always thought icy weapons slow the enemies down...until I finally got my first icy bow somewhere in the wilds.

Relambrien · May 21, 2007, 05:03 AM // 05:03

Eh, I read the manual and a bunch of information before playing (in May '05) so I didn't have to ask many questions. The worst one was probably something like "What's Alt+F4 do?" in HA. I fell for that trick exactly once.

viper11025 · May 21, 2007, 02:12 PM // 14:12

I asked:
Wheres the merchant?

My answer was:
Behind you!

Eviance · May 21, 2007, 03:05 PM // 15:05

I asked where these people were that were supposed to be helping me... (I thought henchies were real people looking to help me >_> Thankfully it was my husband I asked XD )

Operations · May 21, 2007, 03:53 PM // 15:53

"Why the hell can't I put on this armor that dropped! My armor looks like crap!"

TheRaven · May 21, 2007, 04:13 PM // 16:13

"Why is everyone asking for an MM? What's an MM?"

The worst part is that I was playing a Level 20 necro at the time.

Every time i lag · May 21, 2007, 04:19 PM // 16:19

kept creating new chars and asking myself why my monk had 2 more energy regen then my warrior xD

Toilet Oni · May 21, 2007, 04:38 PM // 16:38

"Why can't i wear a Grawl Necklaces???!11!!" -_-
"Why can't i wear Axe Fiend Armor???" -_-

fowlero · May 21, 2007, 08:50 PM // 20:50

cant really remember most, but one i do is this:

"i'm an elementalist, whats better a bow or a sword?!"

i also got excited when some charr i killed dropped some armor

"wow its got armor 32!"
"why cant i wear this armor!?!?!"

i also never realised there was a pre/post, until the guild i joined kindly explained. i thought that pre was huge initially (first mmooooooorpg) and when i saw the map in post i was like wow.
i too (seen some others that posted this), was v v chuffed when i reached yaks bend, only to realise that i was nowhere near the end.

i still got my noob moments =), why until the other week i didnt realise you can overwrite weapon mods..... oh yeah and why blue dots are sometimes light/dark. but its all good

Pebbles · May 21, 2007, 09:33 PM // 21:33

"How do I get all this junk out of my inventory?"
Not understanding merchant concept.

"Meet you in ascolon? but thats like a 50 miles away. I can't run over there!"
I honestly had no idea you could map warp I made it all the way to yak's bend until I realized.

I also did the.
"Are you real people?" question.